Breaking: Michelle Obama Just Caught Committing Huge Felony, She’s Done

It’s clear that Americans are thrilled that the Obamas will soon be booted out of the White House, where they have lived in utmost luxury on American taxpayers’ dime.

You’d think that such a lavish lifestyle would be enough for outgoing First Lady Michelle Obama, but apparently she just couldn’t help herself, and wanted more and more in an attempt to satisfy her insatiable vanity and greed. This finally caught up with her, and she was just caught committing a felony.

Michelle Obama has found herself in a highly compromised situation when it was just revealed this week that she has been illegally funneling government money to her daughters and her mother.

According to expense reports that were made public, Michelle made significant charges whose beneficiaries were supposed to be government staffers who traveled with her or accompanied her at events. It turns out that these “staffers” were actually her daughters Malia and Sasha, as well as her mother Marian Robinson.

Stated a White house operative about the revelation, “According to an Air Force flight passenger manifest for the multi-million dollar trip, which included multiple days of sightseeing and a family safari, Michelle listed her daughters as ‘Senior Staff.’” Do you think Michelle will get away with this embezzlement of taxpayer funds?

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